DRYCORE PERFORMANCE: Lift Weights & Eat Cookies
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Lift Weights, Eat Cookies – Drycore Performance Tee
PRs first. Cookies after. Always.
This one’s for the lifters who crush weights with intensity and crush cookies with joy. The Lift Weights, Eat Cookies Drycore Tee brings high-performance gear and snack-fueled swagger together in one perfectly baked design.
Performance Tech:
Crafted from our 100% polyester Drycore fabric, this tee is built for hard workouts and high-carb rewards. Moisture-wicking like a beast (or a monster?), it keeps you dry, cool, and focused—even during cookie-fueled supersets.
Design Flavor:
Inspired by a certain blue legend with an appetite for chaos and cookies, this tee is equal parts serious lifter and guilty pleasure. Bright, bold, and a little unhinged—in the best way.
Fit + Feel:
Athletic cut that’s true to size, with room to breathe and sleeves that respect your gains. Stretchy, soft, and light enough to rock from gym floor to snack drawer.
Care + Crumbs:
Wash cold, dry low, wear often.
Will it shrink? Nope—unless you roast it like a batch of overdone chocolate chips.
Train hard. Treat yourself with a little cookie. Maybe two. Repeat.
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Great shirt, love the cool logo. Very comfortable, although I do prefer a 100% cotton tee over the tri
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Super fast shipping, I feel very happy because they were perfect and also because of the gifts, I will really continue buying here. Best Quality.
Fit great. Look great. Room to move and flex. Well made. Buy them!
Love the T shirt design and material. It fits really good and keeps me nice and cool while working out. Mahalo! :)
I love the design. I found our after I bought the first I have in person that it was intended for Women. But it fits me perfectly (5’9/170, athletic build) and I love it. I only wish there were more options!
This is my new favorite shirt, what a rad design. Thank you for the stickers! Mahalo!
Absolutely superb quality and design.
True to size (perhaps you can go one size above just for extra comfort).
MPHG is da Brand!
I place an order and the original shirt that I wanted was not available. So the staff was more than willing and helpful to assist me with fulfilling my order. The customer service is excellent and they go above and beyond to make sure that you’re satisfied. I’m a repeat customer and more than happy with my shirt.
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